Let's REEEEEEEEEEEEWIND and re-cap on WIFEY's 21st!
*trying to light candles on a birthday cake behind the decks is just NEVER going to happen!
*don't ever rely on a mic to be set up
*don't leave a straight man around wifey...cos no matter how hard they try they will NEVER turn her!
*Make sure wifeys real wife is not in the vacinity of said straight man!
*don't look at my wifey, unless you are just going to LOOK!
*Make sure wifey brings an extra pair of flats. Yeah sure, the pumps are a knockout, but how will she fulfil requests of the Running Man, Cabbage Patch and Roger Rabbit
*mixing drinks is a must
*coming down HARD the next morning is unfortunately unavoidable!
*play Lady Marmalarrrrrrrrrrrrrrd and Backstreets Back AWWWWRIGHT, that will keep Wifey happy
*VOTE OBAMA
*Let OBMAMA win over John Palin Jessica Parker Cougar Melloncamp
*Stretches is a must
*Check yo' lyrics
*Then check hers
*Niggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa?
*Inglewhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
*GET YO ASS TO ALIA TONIGHT, FOR MORE DRUNKEN TOMFOLLERY!
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