Ok, ok.....we can blame the FULL MOON for last Thursdays debauchery, but god damn it, Hoochie Mama is indeed turnin' unsuspecting ladies into the biggest HO'S!!! Courtesy of the steamin heat, drug pole (is it me, or is that fuckin pole laced with GBH or sumpin????!!) and Thriller/Teen Wolf fangin' evilness, it was a certified mess up in the joint. Fo' reals we had some memorable moments...if only we didn't kill off each brain cell drink by drink!
I still can't function....so let's just see why Hoochie Mama is the reason you need to be callin in sick urry Friday or even better yet, pre booking that hospital bed.
O'RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!!!!
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