One of the most RAAAAAAAAAAWkist nights ever! There was a lot of mad rum cunt behaviour on the dance floor...especially from the B-Girls in effeck - Poney, Stash and Demi. This shit just keeps gettin better and better, and to prove it the $5 spirits are on lock all frikkin night now...good for some, BAD for others. Like me and my silver friend, the pole. Ah good times. We better see you bitches there this week comin too. We hear Pussy Cat Dolls may return to Melbs for one night and show us what they REALLY want to be when they grow up. Glorified SCHRIPPPPERS!
PS. DON'T TOUCH MY WIFEY! Yes, she is the hottest girl in the room, but she ALL mine and a bit of MISS BEATS! Check her lyrics with your eyes not your hands!
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